Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn’t it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you’re reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you’re in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.
The Davenports (Book One)
Lucy’s husband Mark, died a year ago. Her life and her families has been steadily going downhill and things have gotten a little out of control, to say the least. When her daughter plans a birthday party for her half-sister. Lucy decides it’s time they all get their act together, but not everyone is on the same page.
Lucy (Book Two)
Lucy Davenport is a Hot Mess, no doubt. She’s digging herself in deeper and deeper with the surprise announcement from her in-laws. They are demanding that she marry Cash Davenport, her deceased husbands brother. Her family will bond together to fight them, but their hilarious
dys-FUN-ctional antics will land them in trouble, maybe even in jail.
Yaya (Book Three)
Chaos continues in The Loon, aka Yaya. Her crazy antics land her in jail beside the man she blackmailed. The cops can’t wait to set her crazy ass free. When she gets home and finds out Lucy is in even more trouble, her not so natural motherly instinct kicks in and she sets out on a comical mission with Tommy and Pops. Hold on for the ride and learn more dark secrets of the Davenports.
Ford (Book Four)
Ford Davenport is in way over his head with his multiple personality girlfriend. To make things worse, he and his family watched a tape left by his deceased father, leaving hints of a life that none of them knew about. Ford’s life is about to change, and not for the better. He will do whatever it takes to save his family, even losing himself. Basically…he’s F%#CKING SCREWED.
Daisy (Book Six)
Who killed Sarah? The race is on to find out in order to stop the wedding.
Lucy teams up with Cash in a race for time.
Ford is drug deeper and deeper into the Davenport affairs and it pulls him further from Daisy, who is having a hard time with her alters. Ford finally gets Evan to read ...
Bang Bang (Book Nine)
What happens in Vegas, doesn’t stay in Vegas, especially if you’re a Davenport. It ends up on your front porch with a shotgun aimed at you.
Gina Davenport, Cash’s not-so-new wife, shows up out of the blue at the worst time possible, throwing a wrench in the wedding plans for Cash and Lucy. She’s ready to get her man back, but she hasn’t experienced the craziness of the Davenports before.
PLEASE NOTE: Our book is a FULL written novel and NOT a comic book, this is ONLY a teaser of one paragraph from the book.